March 2012
Me: Happy National Butt day guys!
Quin: Happy National Self Harm day! I think those two things should go to together. People should talk about self harm and their love of butts.
Me: I love butts.
Matt: I harm my butt.
Me: ... that sounded sexual.
Quin: I'll harm Matt's butt!
Me: ...oh dear.
If I were a lobster
Me: Jen, what would you do if I was a lobster?
Roommate: Weeell, I don't like seafood.
Me: Yeah?
Roommate: If I DID like seafood I would warm up the butter.
Me: but you DON'T! So what would you do?
Roommate: I would get a fish tank and keep you!
Me: Awww!
genderbitch:
thecuntmentality:
In honor of self-injury awareness day I want to make something very clear in with dealing with people, specifically loved ones or partners who self-injure.
I understand that you’re concerned, or that you’re worried and possibly even scared. As someone whose partner committed suicide after a year of dating, and who has had three other friends commit suicide and...
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So after three days of trying I finally figured...
never try to make triangles out of 2x4s don’t do iiiit learn from my mistakes ):
Anyways, I got two all of the way put together and a third half of the way put together. I still have a tone more to do but I’m proud that I finally figured it out.
and I wore ear protection this time so my ears won’t explode.
damnit you guys just realized that I forgot to set up an appointment...
after-closing-time replied to your post: after-closing-time replied to your post: When I…
But I’m sure the license wouldn’t be too hard to get! You could get it and live the dream! Own a farm of awesome animals and shit.
I hope so! I love animal.
Found Bekah
We never get to see each other and she gave me a running hug and she put her face in my boobs and I gave her a kiss on the cheek C:
after-closing-time replied to your post: When I get out of school
I hope you know if you own more than 6 you need a license or else it’s seen as hoarding and you can have them taken away.
Yeah, the disappointment of my life ):
Ugh you guys
it’s so nice outside! The sun is out but it’s not to hot and there’s a breeze and fjaghlfjksghsdk
I wish I had a beach blanket so I could lay outside.
Oh well, I have my sculpture class in about thirty minutes, so I’ll spend some time outside then.
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There are no horny cats here
I’m terribly sorry for misleading all of you.
Anonymous asked: Its nice to see someone who genuinely cares about the people that they meet, internet or not, as much as you do. Were it within my power I would elevate to MASSIVE tumblr fame, simply on grounds of how lovely a person that you are
hi-i-am-slait replied to your post: When I get out of school
I approve. I would have a zoo of animals if I had the means to take care of them. =p
I think I would like to work in a zoo.
When I get out of school
I want 13+ cats
and dogs too, I’ve never had a dog.
Hugs for everyone
Okay I took my sleeping pills.
They’ll take a little while to kick in, but goodnight in advance to everyone
Anonymous asked: You are a sweet, intelligent, and beautiful woman that I wish I knew in real because you probably give fantastic hugs.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
thisgingersnapsback:
lappeldu-vide:
jawn-locked:
tofunction:
bonus points if they’re nice.
NO points if they’re mean.
Let’s do it, guise! In celebration of my 200 followers? I mean, come on, there are 200 of you. That’s a lot.
Don’t care if anon or not
Why not? I’ve pissed off enough people tonight, though out to be entertaining.
Kay, I like getting anon messages.
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WatchQuin is one of the funniest guys I know okay I will fight anyone who says he isn’t.
March 1st is National Butt Day
crazyincongregations:
greenbrowngirl:
Show your love of butt!
-Write poems about butts
- Write songs about butts
- Take pictures of your butt or someone else’s (with their consent)
- Draw butts
- Post butts
- Kiss butts
- Sex butts
-Touch butts
- Shake butts
Etc. Etc.
SAVE THE DATE!
It’s Butt Day!
This is my new favorite holiday!
imindiemmy replied to your photo: I think i’ll be brave enough to finally donate my…
do it! Then dye the res blue and purple.. or red and blue.. hehe. and then dye the undercuts black. lol. jk, but i think it would look hot on you… colored hair.
but I’m always hot
always
If I was a superhero my name would be Spanky...
I would wear hot pants
and my super powers would be butt tracking/global butt positioning, and crushing things with my buns of steel?
Quin: YESSSSSS
Quin: AND YOU CAN
Quin: FIND ANYONE’S BUTT
Quin: IN THE WORLD.
Me: butt tracking
Quin: gbp
Quin: global butt positioning
Me: omg
Me: that would be wonderful
Me: what about
Me: buns of steel?
I would be Quin’s sidekick and we...
gloomyghosts:
how do you force boys to like you
You follow them home and when they’re sleeping you break into their house and burn your name and number onto their right butt cheek with a brander.
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I ship me with my anon
and with everyone else too.
February 2012
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Spirograph Snowflakes (with 10 points)
markittenfreecat:
ochtendgloren:
crowrystmas:
lobotomypop:
Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.
For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at...
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FACT: All asexual individuals knit.
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