June 2012
I have to do errands, a job interview today
then I have to do class work and write some posts it’ll be great (I hope)
Anonymous asked: Nyan cat says: don't forget to sign your name in blood on the dotted line.
Anonymous asked: So Nyan cat created man from poptarts, rainbows, glitter, and cheap liquor. And so Nyan cat singed to bless nyan's creation; nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
I remember this one time in high school
this guy got his girlfriend pregnant
and idk i guess he was eating her out one day?
And i think she started bleeding
and he started screaming “OH GOD I ATE THE BABY”
and she started screaming
and they were both screaming and crying and freaking out
then it got spread around school and I think I laughed so hard i cried
faineemae:
simplyisrael:
When peace comes, we will perhaps in time be able to forgive the Arabs for killing our sons, but it will be harder for us to forgive them for having forced us to kill their sons
Golda Meir
OP…
What.
hi-i-am-slait replied to your post: I MISS MY ANONS
I’ve actually been wondering about where they’ve gone. It’s been quite a while. >.>
I am worried about my anons
GUYS WHERE ARE YOU
I MISS MY ANONS
come back to me babies )’:
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
do any of you know how hard it is to brush fleas off of a feral cat
cat i’m trying to help you stop biting mee aaauuuugh
“My biggest problem is that there is simply no creativity in movies with black...”
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A commenter on “Why I’m Just Saying No to ‘The Help’”
FUCKING THIS.
(via plays-with-squirrels)
the-left-lane-is-for-passing:
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
Blinded by your computer screen? →
bittergrapes:
blackenedbutterfly:
Turning the brightness down doesn’t alleviate that, does it?
Recently, researchers have found evidence that suggests the colour temperature of one’s monitor can effect on your circadian rhythms, headaches, etc.
Obviously, it’s not a cureall, but it goes a long way to help. I’ve been using it for years, and it helps avoid headaches and other annoyances.
...
“Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable....”
– Unknown (via daughterofzami)
Uncyclopedia Entry: Sexual Innuendo
pensglow:
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires...
Say it with me now:
abaldwin360:
thisgingersnapsback:
Dr. George Tiller’s killing was not justifiable homicide, it was murder.
Blowing up abortion clinics is terrorism.
Defacing and covering abortion clinics in graffiti is vandalism.
Chanting “You’re next!” at doctors and clinic administrators is threatening them.
Preventing patients from entering a clinic by shouting at them, distracting them, walking in...
rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:
larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in...